Basically a Ninja..
I'm a makeup junkie. Lover of dinosaur documentaries, tattoos, books, cereal, super nintendo, clothes, music, and irony. Mortal enemy of dust pans, diet coke, birds, bigots, calories, slow drivers, zombies, and those who butcher the English language. Wife. Mother. Past-life mermaid. Fluent in sarcasm, English, and song lyrics.